DOCTORS OFFICE 3/7

Written by Lenny Melnick

Friday, 07 March 2008

Very shortly we will be introducing the Doctors Office staffed by our very own resident in charge Jeffrey B Gerwirtz, DPM ..Dr Gerwirtz will try to analyze and advise us on injuries that any of our players may suffer..More will be said later..However , if you are wondering if Dr Gerwirtz can relate to Fantasy Baseball, check this out !:

Thanks as always. I look forward to contributing to the fantasy world.

By the way Gut Feelings

10. Kansas City has a winning record

9. Liriano shuts it down after 4 starts due to soarness

8. Pittsburg trades Bay who excells elsewhere, and the team pitching staff is top five in the NL

7. The Mets start slow offensively but since they get all their injuries out of the way early they over power the east and tear trhough the summer

6. The Yankees have a team ERA over 5

5. 35% of closers drafted in fantasy baseball lose their jobs by June 15

4. Austin Kearns hits 30 homers and finally becomes the ball player people always thought, Dimitri Young eats Austin Kearns and is the heaviest player in MLB history, Lasting milledge and Elijah Dukes do not get arrested

3. Brian Roberts does not get traded

2. Andrew Jones has a huge bounce back season hitting over 40 homers and 110 RBIS with an OBP over .360

1. Tamba Bay competes for the AL wild card until mid august when their rookies start to tire. They are gonna be good 84 wins

Dr Gerwirtz will now be referred to as "Mac The Knife"

SEND ME YOUR GUT FEELINGS PLEASE!