Basketball

I hate playing paper football with rookies.

"No , Coach... it goes like this...." "Where is tall man? Where is tall man? Here I am. Here I am."

Man, that ump's strike zone is this big!

"This is how many pitches I can throw before my shoulder explodes. No more, no less."

"This little Cubbie went to the bullpen. And this little Cubbie cried all the way home."